Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...