Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...