Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...