Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!