Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...