Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...