Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...