Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...