19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...