Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...