Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...