What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...