Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...