Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...