Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...