What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Thin People Don’t
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Never talk to the parrot
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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...