Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...