Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
I just managed to settle an account!
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What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...