Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...