Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...