Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Polish Medical Terminology
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What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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Murphy’s Combat Laws
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
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Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Robbing a locked bank
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...