Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...