Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...