A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...