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Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...