New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...