Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...