Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...