Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...