Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...