The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...