I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...