Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Arkansas Governor Application
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Dog jokes 03
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The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...