Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...