Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...