12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...