Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...