Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.