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|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Insurance Claim
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A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...