Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...