Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...