The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...