Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...