Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...