What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Farm jokes 05
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How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...