Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...