Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!