Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...