What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Emacs acronyms
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...