Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...