Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!