Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...