Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...