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A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Puppies don’t surf…
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A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...